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e held a council and decided to make the best of our misfortune and enjoy a week's holiday on the borders of the curious Lake. Mono, it is sometimes called, and sometimes the "Dead Sea of California."  It is one of the strangest freaks of Nature to be found in any land, but it is hardly ever mentioned in print and very seldom visited, because it lies away off the usual routes of travel and besides is so difficult to get at that only men content to endure the roughest life will consent to take upon themselves the discomforts of such a trip.  On the morning of our second day, we traveled around to a remote and particularly wild spot on the borders of the Lake, where a pull quotestream of fresh, ice-cold water entered it from the mountain side, and then we went regularly into camp.  We hired a large boat and two shot-guns from a lonely ranchman who lived some ten miles further on, and made ready for comfort and recreation.  We soon got thoroughly acquainted with the Lake and all its peculiarities.

Mono Lake lies in a lifeless, treeless, hideous desert, eight thousand feet above the level of the sea, and is guarded by mountains two thousand feet higher, whose summits are always clothed in clouds.   This solemn, silent, sail-less sea... this lonely tenant of the loneliest spot on earth - is little graced with the picturesque.  It is an unpretending expanse of grayish water, about a hundred miles in circumference, with two islands in its centre, mere upheavals of rent and scorched and

blistered lava, snowed over with gray banks and drifts of pumice-stone and ashes, the winding sheet of the dead volcano, whose vast crater the lake has seized upon and occupied. The lake is two hundred feet deep, and its sluggish waters are so strong with alkali that if you dip the most hopelessly soiled garment into them once or twice, and wring it out, it will be found as clean as if it had been through the ablest of washerwomen's hands.  While we camped there our laundry work was easy.  We tied the week's washing astern of our boat, and sailed a quarter of a mile, and the job was complete, all to the wringing out.  If we threw the water on our heads and gave them a rub or so, the white lather would pile up three inches high.